The Massie Revolution — A Grassroots Documentary
A 54-minute grassroots documentary on Thomas Massie by people who love him — framed around the parallel to the Ron Paul Revolution. Opens with Trump's primary attacks on Massie, then walks through how Massie ended up in Congress, his alliance with Ron Paul, the moments he stood alone on the House floor, the 2026 primary moneybomb echoing Ron Paul's 2007 run, and why his election may decide whether the constitutional-republic wing of the GOP has a future.
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Chapters
- 0:00 Cold open: Trump's attacks
- 3:44 The narrator's Ron Paul memory
- 4:30 Massie arrives in Congress (2013)
- 6:55 Trump goes after Massie
- 15:50 Foreign policy and the war machine
- 19:05 The Ron Paul connection
- 21:35 Trump Derangement Syndrome
- 31:00 Standing alone on the House floor
- 38:00 The 2026 primary moneybomb
- 44:00 Ron Paul was right
- 49:20 This election decides the future
- 52:00 Closing: the Flux Capacitor bit
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- The Ron Paul revolution was amazing.
- Or so I've heard.
- I missed it almost entirely.
- I had this Ron Paul sticker on my laptop for years,
- and to this day I don't remember where I got it,
- but as a Midwestern pastor's son,
- I knew that we vote for Republicans because they don't like abortion.
- There was something even more about this Ron Paul fella that caught my attention.
- Something logical.
- And then I went off and did dumb teenager stuff and forgot about all of it.
- I know a whole lot more about Dr. Paul now,
- and if there was any chance there being a second wave or a similar movement,
- there wasn't a chance in hell I was going to miss out on being a part of it.
- And people say that Thomas Massey is the new Ron Paul.
- But I voted for Donald Trump in 2024 because, believe it or not,
- he was saying a whole lot of things that Ron Paul said back in the day.
- So let's start there.
- What does our great president, Donald J. Trump, have to say about this guy,
- Thomas Massey?
- Thomas Massey will go down as the worst Republican congressman
- in the long and fabled history of the United States Congress.
- Even worse than crazy Liz Cheney,
- but Massey will hopefully lose big,
- I love Kentucky!
- Thomas Massey is a complete and total disaster as a congressman and a human being.
- He is disloyal to the Republican Party,
- the people of Kentucky,
- and most importantly,
- he is disloyal to the United States of America.
- He is a misfit who should be voted out of office ASAP.
- Thomas Massey is a grandstander,
- and the great people of Kentucky are going to be watching a very interesting primary in the not-too-distant future.
- He should be primary,
- and I will lead the charge against him.
- He's just another grandstander.
- New poll!
- Anybody I endorse beats Thomas Massey of Kentucky by 25 points.
- Get ready!
- Massey is a very bad guy!
- The people of Kentucky won't stand for it!
- Just watch!
- Do I have any takers?
- I said,
- Do I have any takers?
- MAGGER should drop this pathetic loser!
- Tom Massey,
- like the plague!
- MAGGER is not about lazy,
- grandstanding,
- non-productive politicians,
- of which Thomas Massey is definitely one.
- Thomas Massey of Kentucky is not MAGGER,
- even though he likes to say he is actually MAGGER.
- Doesn't want him,
- doesn't know him,
- and doesn't respect him.
- He's a negative force.
- He's a simple-minded,
- grandstander.
- Third-rate congressman Thomas Massey,
- a weak and pathetic rhino,
- must be thrown out of office ASAP.
- We, the great people of Kentucky are wise to him,
- lightweight congressman Massey,
- a true hater of Israel,
- and a totally ineffective loser
- who has failed us so badly.
- Captain Ed Galling is a winner
- who will not let Kentucky down,
- because you can't compromise on sanity and common sense.
- No,
- you can't compromise on sanity and common sense.
- You might think that you're real smart,
- but the truth will always win,
- because you can't compromise on sanity and common sense.
- Hoo!
- Boy, that, uh,
- that sure does sound serious.
- Perhaps I should do a little bit more research on this guy.
- The geeks are three self-professed total nerds
- who normally prefer the slide rule to the sledgehammer,
- but are more than willing to get dirty.
- We're the geeks!
- Hi, my name's Thomas,
- and I'm the team captain.
- We all went to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
- We have five MIT degrees among us.
- I have all the theoretical experience.
- I'm not sure what good that's going to do us in a junkyard.
- Thomas has all the practical experience.
- He's the master of KISS,
- keep it simple, stupid.
- When I first met him in April of 2013,
- he had just gotten into the House.
- He was elected.
- People said he was going to be like another Ron Paul,
- but they say that about a lot of people,
- and it's usually wrong.
- But we were holding the opening of the Ron Paul Institute that April.
- He wasn't invited because we didn't know him that well.
- Well, we had a panel with Dr. Paul,
- with Walter Jones,
- with Jimmy Duncan,
- and with Dennis Kucinich,
- all former and current representatives at the time,
- and in walks Thomas Messy out of the blue.
- He wanted to be part of what Ron Paul was doing
- in the next chapter of Ron Paul's life.
- I met Thomas before he came to Congress
- and was sworn in before his class was actually sworn in.
- But I was leaving Congress a few weeks later,
- so we actually crossed paths.
- So we can say we served in Congress together.
- I knew he was very dedicated to the cause of liberty.
- I was anxious to help him,
- and I think he has proved his case
- for being a defender of liberty and the Constitution.
- If you put it in AI and asked,
- what would the Constitution look like
- if it's a representative in Congress,
- it would be Thomas Massy.
- You're not going to earn a lot of good friends on Capitol Hill
- following in the footsteps of Ron Paul.
- That demonstrated to me from the very beginning
- that this is a fearless person.
- But what people know about me is,
- if you attack me,
- I'm probably going to dig in.
- You're not going to move me.
- I'm not bullied.
- He's way better than any of his critics on the Second Amendment.
- He's way better on COVID.
- He's way better on the vaccine mandates.
- And we just go down on and on and on.
- I've been following Thomas Massy
- since he was first elected back in 2012,
- because at that time,
- I was afraid that the GOP
- would just continue along its
- John McCain, Mitt Romney axis of evil,
- and that maybe the legacy of Ron Paul
- might get smothered.
- I wanted to see,
- is there anybody who might be holding the torch aloft
- that we had all rallied to?
- And sure enough,
- Thomas Massy came along
- and was doing exactly that.
- The COVID era is what really
- shined a bright light on him
- that he started to stand out to me.
- If you'll recall,
- in 2020,
- when he was one of the few people
- that voted against the CARES Act
- and voted against Donald Trump
- handing the country to Anthony Fauci
- for the better part of that year,
- Trump went after him then.
- That's when he first called him a grandstander
- and said that he was this,
- you know, terrible person
- and he needed to get voted out.
- And after getting into a bit of a fist fight
- with Donald Trump during COVID era,
- when he forced them to have a vote
- on the largest spending bill in human history
- and he was willing to jeopardize
- his political career,
- it became quite evident to me
- that we had kind of an heir apparent
- to Dr. Paul.
- Thomas Massy did something
- that I will always have respect for.
- And you guys remember,
- when the COVID hysteria hit,
- everyone was like,
- they lost their wits
- and Congress was actually going to green light
- two trillion of spending without a vote.
- And so he showed up and demanded a vote
- and man, the weight of the world
- came down on him.
- Those in favor say aye.
- Aye.
- Those opposed say no.
- The ayes have it.
- Mr. Speaker,
- Mr. Speaker,
- I came here to make sure
- our republic doesn't die
- by unanimous consent
- in an empty chamber
- and I request a recorded vote.
- Thomas Massy was the one
- who stood up in real time
- while the COVID emergency
- was going on
- and said,
- this is insane
- to just be giving away
- two trillion dollars
- in corporate bailouts
- with no type of like vote,
- no audit of what's going on.
- And he was completely demonized
- by Donald Trump.
- The truth,
- if you're willing to report it,
- is they don't want a recorded vote.
- They don't want to be on record
- of making the biggest mistake in history.
- It's not true.
- He was pushing back
- against lockdowns.
- He was pushing back
- against the vaccines,
- against mandates,
- against any sort of federal encroachment
- into our personal lives.
- Donald Trump,
- on the other hand,
- was going around the country
- campaigning as the father
- of the vaccines,
- as the author
- of Operation Warp Speed
- and bragging about it
- to boos,
- to consternation
- from his supporters.
- I recommend taking the vaccines.
- I did it.
- It's good.
- Take the vaccines.
- But you got,
- no, that's okay.
- That's all right.
- Did you get the booster?
- Yes.
- I got it too.
- Okay, so...
- Where were you during COVID?
- Were you in favor of the lockdowns
- and the mandates
- and the free money?
- Were you silent?
- Or were you opposed to these things?
- Thomas Massie first came on my radar
- when I was representing
- the Covington kids.
- Those were the Covington Catholic kids
- that were attending a pro-life rally
- in Washington, D.C.
- And they were being libeled
- by politicians,
- by celebrities,
- by major members of the media.
- Have you ever seen a more punchable face?
- Kathy Griffin was saying,
- I need names.
- Shame him.
- Dox him.
- How do these people
- not understand the implications of that?
- I blame that fucking kid.
- What a little...
- Smirk face.
- Nick Sandman,
- the high school student
- who was unfairly smeared
- by the media
- for the crime
- of wearing a MAGA hat,
- is on his way
- to becoming
- a very wealthy young man.
- I agreed to represent
- any of them
- that wanted to seek
- legal action pro bono,
- and the first congressman's office
- to reach out to me
- was Thomas Massey.
- Republican Kentucky
- Congressman Thomas Massey
- took to Twitter Sunday
- to defend the students,
- saying, quote,
- the narrative did not match
- what I know to be
- the character
- of these students.
- You know what?
- I represent them
- in Washington, D.C.,
- and it's my job
- to make a strong statement
- in support of them.
- Nick Sandman
- did nothing wrong.
- He should be commended,
- not condemned.
- I think he's been hardened
- by experience
- and realizing exactly
- what he's up against.
- And he's not just up against,
- quote, unquote,
- the Democrats.
- Oh, I wish
- the only problem
- in our country
- were the Democrats.
- Well, Thomas Massey
- is no stranger
- to harsh words
- from the president.
- In fact, Mr. Trump
- called Massey a moron
- during the national
- prayer breakfast.
- This guy named
- Thomas Massey,
- there's something
- wrong with him.
- He's an automatic no,
- no matter what.
- No matter what we do,
- this moron,
- no matter what it is.
- We call him
- Rand Paul Jr.,
- you know,
- it's like,
- they just vote no.
- They love voting no.
- They think it's good
- politically.
- The guy's polling
- at about 9%.
- And as a sign
- of how the congressman
- handles comments
- like that,
- Massey told me today
- that he's glad
- he's in the president's prayers.
- Thomas is just such a nice guy
- and just such a good guy.
- And it's crazy to me
- that he,
- of all people in the world,
- is public enemy number one.
- And for what?
- For holding Trump
- accountable
- to what he promised?
- Donald Trump gives all of the same
- or very similar rhetoric
- to what Thomas Massey gives.
- However,
- when it comes to
- the rubber hitting the road,
- every time you expect
- Donald Trump
- to follow through
- on his promises,
- Thomas Massey's the guy
- who's actually carrying that torch.
- But Massey's a complete
- and total disaster
- as a congressman
- and frankly,
- as a human being.
- The way that Trump
- and his people
- in his orbit
- are attacking
- Thomas Massey,
- replace it
- with Ron Paul.
- And that's
- what mainstream Republicans
- were saying 25 years ago.
- Well,
- let's face it here.
- They're not criticizing Massey
- because they don't like
- his farm policy,
- you know,
- or where he stands
- on milk subsidies.
- I think we know
- what the reason is.
- The truth is treason
- and an empire of lies.
- And I think
- when people have
- the truth told about them,
- they get very annoyed.
- So he screamed at me
- for two or three minutes.
- I kept trying to talk
- and he just screamed louder.
- Then he repeated it all.
- Massey,
- speaks truths
- that are embarrassing
- to these people.
- The kinds of truths
- that Donald Trump
- gave voice to in 2016
- when he turned to Jeb Bush
- and said,
- your brother lied us
- into a stupid war.
- They lied.
- They said there were
- weapons of mass destruction.
- There were none
- and they knew
- there were none.
- We should have never
- been in Iraq.
- We have destabilized
- the Middle East.
- And when he said it,
- they were nodding
- their heads at home.
- And that's what
- Thomas Massey is saying.
- Enough's enough.
- There's really no reason
- that there should be
- this much disharmony
- because if you look
- at Thomas Massey's
- voting record,
- it's absolutely
- something like
- 99% conservative.
- When will you change
- your party affiliation
- to Democrat?
- I thought you did.
- I vote with Republicans
- 91% of the time.
- And the 9% I don't,
- they're taken up
- for pedophiles,
- starting another war,
- for bankrupting
- our country.
- I don't know about
- that, Congressman.
- We'll see.
- We gotta get rid
- of this loser.
- Thomas Massey votes
- with President Trump
- over 90% of the time.
- And the 9% or 10%
- of the time he does it,
- it's when President Trump
- is not keeping his promises
- to the American people.
- Whether it's supporting
- the surveillance state
- with the extension
- of the FISA laws,
- whether it's busting
- the budget
- in the big, beautiful bill,
- when it's pushing us
- into forever wars
- overseas,
- whether it's pushing
- financial policies
- that inflate the currency
- and deflate the value
- of our own labor,
- whether it's having
- full transparency
- with the Epstein files
- and accountability
- for our two-tiered
- system of justice.
- Thomas Massey only breaks
- with Donald Trump
- when Donald Trump breaks
- with his own voters
- and his own promises.
- He brings the same energy
- that Ron Paul brought
- and he's met
- with the same treatment.
- You know,
- you're just helping
- the Democrats
- and you're helping
- the progressives
- and you're helping
- the terrorists
- and the enemy
- and all of this stuff.
- Very much,
- I'm seeing the same thing
- now with Thomas Massey.
- It is almost exactly,
- and it's kind of scary
- and sad that just about
- 25 years to the day,
- you've got the exact
- same narrative.
- This is deja vu.
- He's called me
- a grandstander again,
- but this time,
- he didn't qualify
- to his third rate,
- so I think I'm moving
- up in the world.
- That day,
- or about a day
- before that attack,
- I had come out
- against getting involved
- in a war with Iran.
- You said you wouldn't
- nation build.
- You said that you would
- cut taxes and spending.
- You said that you would
- cut debt.
- You're doing all the opposite.
- I'm holding you
- to actually keep your promises,
- and the Republican Party
- responds not by saying,
- hey, thanks for holding
- us to account,
- but by accusing them
- of every terrible thing.
- He's disloyal
- to the Republican Party.
- He's disloyal
- to the people of Kentucky,
- and most importantly,
- he is disloyal
- to the United States
- of America,
- and he's got to be
- voted out of office
- as soon as possible.
- When it comes to the war
- in Ukraine,
- when it comes to the war
- in Gaza,
- when it comes to the war
- in Iran,
- well,
- Donald Trump campaigns
- on being the president
- of peace while delivering
- us war
- and not negotiating peace,
- and Thomas Mazzey
- has rightfully
- and righteously
- opposed all of those
- endeavors,
- much to his detriment
- and much to the sacrifice
- of his political career.
- Ron Paul was kind of
- a presage,
- a preface,
- if you will,
- to the congressional career
- of Thomas Mazzey,
- and if we'd heeded
- his warnings
- on those key issues
- of foreign
- and domestic policy,
- then we wouldn't have
- some of the problems
- that create the divide
- between Thomas Mazzey
- and Donald Trump.
- It's much more vicious
- than it was
- when I was there,
- and I don't think I was,
- I had people attack me,
- but not like what Thomas
- has to endure.
- You know,
- a guy like this loser,
- Mazzey,
- he's a real loser,
- and you have other guys
- who just automatically vote.
- No, Rand Paul,
- I always got along well
- with Rand Paul,
- but he's all always,
- you know,
- no vote.
- Someday you're going
- to have to explain it.
- Some psychiatrists
- ought to go see him.
- Even a really great vote,
- they just vote no.
- I don't know what it is.
- I think they think
- they get good publicity.
- They really don't.
- They hurt the country
- because if you're voting no,
- then you're giving
- the Democrats
- and socialism
- and communism,
- frankly,
- because you have
- communists, frankly.
- I mean,
- when you look at some
- of the plans
- being put out
- by them,
- these are communists,
- these are socialists,
- these are communists.
- Ronald Reagan said,
- trust but verify,
- and that's where I am.
- On some big issues,
- yes,
- he has disagreed,
- but that's okay.
- I want there to be
- an alternative voice
- when we think
- the president
- has made the wrong decision.
- I mean,
- we're not voting
- for a savior in this country.
- We're voting for a human being
- who occupies
- the office of president
- and who is not,
- as Catholics say,
- endowed with the charism
- of infallibility.
- He can make mistakes.
- We need people
- to stand up and say,
- no,
- we shouldn't do this.
- And that infuriates Washington
- because deep down,
- there's nothing
- they would like better
- than to have
- a Politburo type of situation
- where all the comrades
- are voting yes
- and there's not any dissent.
- He's being attacked
- for doing the very thing
- that every American
- should loudly applaud.
- What made Dr. Paul refreshing
- was that he looked
- in the camera
- and told you the truth
- even if he thought
- it was going to hurt him politically.
- He was willing to say
- to a group of people
- who were going to hate him for it,
- that I think you're wrong
- about this.
- There are people
- who are simply
- going to listen
- to whatever the president
- tells them to do,
- but then there are people
- who just adore Thomas Massey.
- One of my favorite
- members of Congress,
- he loves the Constitution,
- he loves liberty,
- he's honest,
- and he's tough,
- and he's going to really
- go after the intel agencies.
- It's Thomas Massey
- who's just terrific
- from Kentucky.
- Anyway, I'm pro-Massey.
- I completely understand
- the argument
- that winning
- is more important
- than maybe some niceties,
- but I like my Constitution,
- and I like that there's
- one person
- who will risk everything
- to remind us
- what's in it.
- He's essentially
- Ron Paul,
- but from Kentucky.
- Same voting record,
- same general worldview,
- all of it.
- Well, this prompted
- President Trump
- to go after Massey,
- correctly noting
- that Massey
- basically has no interest
- in governing
- almost ever.
- To one of the men
- I have the greatest respect
- for in the House of Representatives,
- when he comes under attack
- by Republicans
- and Democrats alike,
- he is a constitutional conservative.
- He's been in the House
- for some time.
- He's under constant attack,
- and that's Thomas Massey.
- And by the way, quickly,
- when did Tom Massey
- become the mouthpiece
- for the Republican Party?
- He's a non-entity.
- He's a radical libertarian.
- I keep hearing
- Tom Massey says,
- Tom Massey says.
- I don't give a damn
- what Tom Massey has to say.
- He seems to take it all
- with a smile and a shrug,
- even though he's being attacked
- very viciously
- by very dangerous forces.
- He has that happy warrior spirit
- that made Ron Paul
- so appealing to me
- as a young man.
- I'm an oddball
- in that I actually knew
- about Ron Paul
- before the revolution,
- thanks to my dad.
- Rest in peace,
- who was a big Ron Paul supporter.
- I had first heard
- Dr. Paul's name in the 90s.
- So by the time
- the Ron Paul revolution
- came around,
- I was obviously thrilled
- to see my ideas
- starting to gain traction,
- starting to see
- the youth of this country
- take up his ideas
- and espouse them
- and chant them.
- It was like,
- I was like I was living
- in a fever dream.
- When Ron Paul really hit
- the national scene
- around 2007
- with his first Republican
- presidential run,
- I had already been working
- for him for seven years
- on Capitol Hill.
- To us,
- he was a quiet country doctor
- with a lot of principle
- who wasn't afraid
- of all the bullies
- on Capitol Hill.
- And then all of a sudden,
- he absolutely blew up
- on the national stage.
- Indeed,
- on the global stage,
- we were just watching
- this phenomenon
- that had exploded.
- So we just had to watch
- this guy
- suddenly become famous
- and suddenly start a revolution
- and suddenly start a movement.
- I wasn't a big part
- of the revolution
- or anything.
- I was just
- just trying to find my tribe
- and I found it.
- The Ron Paul GOP
- presidential campaigns
- were some of the
- most exhilarating
- moments of my life
- because to observe
- a man who's going to
- tell you the truth
- come what may
- was extremely refreshing.
- He was unrehearsed.
- He was genuine.
- You knew he believed
- what he was telling you.
- Well, I think the party
- has lost its way
- because the conservative wing
- of the Republican Party
- always advocated
- a non-interventionist
- foreign policy.
- All of a sudden,
- a guy who disregarded
- all the conventional
- political advice
- went from zero name recognition
- to being like a cult hero,
- especially among the young.
- I was very impressed
- in campaigning nationally
- with the young people
- who were very receptive
- to the cause of liberty
- and responsibility
- was associated with it.
- There's a strong tradition
- of being anti-war
- in the Republican Party.
- It is the constitutional position.
- It is the advice
- of the founders
- to follow a non-interventionist
- foreign policy.
- Thomas Jefferson,
- he built his own house.
- He's a genius.
- He's a farmer.
- He's an inventor
- and he valued liberty so highly.
- There's actually a famous quote
- by John Parton
- and he wrote
- that Jefferson could calculate
- an eclipse,
- survey an estate,
- tie an artery,
- plan an edifice,
- try a cause,
- break a horse,
- dance a minuet,
- and play a violin.
- And just being a jack-of-all-trades,
- it just makes me think
- of Thomas Massey
- on his farm
- surrounded by peach trees
- playing his banjo
- and having 30 patents.
- I have 15 varieties of peaches
- and they each get ripe
- on a different week.
- I started to hear
- more and more stories
- about his background
- and where he had come from
- and to find out
- that he was an MIT grad.
- You know,
- he's got one thing going.
- He went to a good college,
- but I know a lot of stupid people
- that went to a good college.
- But I went to the hardest college
- of all to get into.
- That means I'm real smart.
- My dream is not
- to be a politician.
- My dream is not
- to lord over people
- from a central government somewhere.
- My dream,
- I'm living it here on my farm.
- Thomas built his own house.
- He's off the grid
- and I've never got to visit his home.
- But that fascinates me
- because I thought
- anybody that can build
- their own house
- has to be a genius.
- He lives the way
- a lot of people
- who pose in the Republican Party
- want you to think they live.
- But, you know,
- he lives in a house
- that he himself built
- and on a farm
- that he manages.
- And he powers it
- in all kinds of creative
- and interesting ways.
- I took the wrecked Model S Tesla,
- took the battery out of that
- and disassembled it
- and rewired it.
- So my house has been running
- off of a Model S Tesla battery
- for about eight years.
- And chickens.
- One of his inventions
- protects and moves
- the grazing poultry
- one inch at a time.
- I call it the Clux Capacitor.
- Are you looking for a way
- to have farm fresh eggs
- right out of your backyard
- without having to do
- any of the work?
- I'm here to tell you
- about the
- co-co-co-co-coinks capacitor.
- It's the set it
- and forget it
- of eating farm fresh
- delicious eggs
- in the morning.
- I know every time
- you go into the grocery store
- and you're looking
- at all those eggs,
- you can't believe
- just how expensive
- they got.
- And you don't know
- how much more expensive
- they're gonna get.
- Who knows how long
- this Iran war
- is gonna go on for?
- What's gonna happen
- to all the fertilizer?
- What's gonna happen
- to all the oil?
- And so you're sitting there
- and you're like,
- my God,
- I know I like to eat eggs
- for breakfast,
- but I don't know
- how expensive
- this is gonna get.
- And so you're starting
- to think,
- I wanna start raising
- my own chickens.
- But here's what
- they don't tell you.
- You gotta clean poop
- out of that thing.
- You like cleaning poop?
- You gotta go in there
- with a shovel?
- You gotta scrape those things?
- You like scraping those things?
- You buy the clucks
- the pastor?
- You put the chickens
- inside the clucks
- the pastor
- and you never have
- to think about it again.
- You don't have to go
- to the grocery store anymore?
- You don't have to
- set an alarm clock?
- You don't even need
- to yell at your wife?
- You'll be the talk
- of the neighborhood.
- This self-sustaining chicken coop
- runs off of solar panels
- designed by MIT's own
- Thomas Massey.
- This thing keeps moving.
- Only one inch a day.
- You don't have to be
- threatened by it,
- but it keeps moving.
- The chickens,
- they keep eating,
- plucking, plucking, plucking,
- and then they're pooping out.
- And that's actually
- gonna be fertilizer,
- which is gonna make
- the grass even better
- for when they roam
- all the way back.
- You don't even have
- to understand the way
- that this thing works.
- It was designed
- by an MIT genius,
- Thomas Massey.
- 30 patents,
- probably a bunch of degrees.
- He's a nerd guy.
- I don't understand
- any of these things.
- Listen,
- you didn't go to MIT.
- You don't know
- how to make
- a self-sustaining
- chicken coop
- that's powered
- from the sun
- so that if the Iran war
- goes on forever
- and nobody can afford
- oil anymore,
- you can still run
- your chicken coop.
- So if you're like me
- and you like the idea
- of farming
- and you hate the idea
- of actually performing
- any of the amount of work
- that you would normally
- have to do on a farm,
- and that's why I'm here
- to tell you about
- the Klux Capacitor,
- where you won't have
- to do anything
- for the rest of your life.
- Numbers on the bottom
- of your screen.
- It's right there.
- You call in
- and we've got
- farm-fresh people.
- There's nobody quite like
- Republican Congressman
- Thomas Massey.
- His no-nonsense
- libertarian flair
- has made him
- a Kentucky fan favorite
- since 2012,
- where he's racked up
- landslides
- past 80% of the polls.
- I mean, you know,
- you could say I disagree
- with Thomas Massey,
- but if you think
- Thomas Massey is the problem...
- You are the problem.
- I couldn't agree more.
- I couldn't agree more.
- Just because, first of all,
- he's a decent man,
- which always matters to me,
- and I think it should matter
- to all of us.
- You could, you know,
- give Thomas Massey
- a routing number
- and he's not going
- to take a dollar.
- He's just not.
- He's well-known,
- he's well-liked
- by anybody who knows him,
- by his staff,
- by the people
- that have got to work with him
- and be with him
- over the years.
- He is rare in Washington
- because he actually
- stands by his principles,
- but he's even rare
- because he's actually
- a decent human being.
- He's certainly been successful
- here in the district,
- getting re-elected
- for numerous years
- by wide margins.
- He has been a person
- who does what he thinks
- is right,
- regardless of what
- the party says,
- regardless of what
- leadership says.
- He's such a normal guy.
- He's actually a very funny person.
- He's got a great sense of humor
- and I always tend to judge people
- based on whether they have
- a sense of humor or not.
- There's so many people
- who take themselves so seriously.
- I'm coming at you
- like you've never seen.
- Never in your life before
- have you seen the way
- in which I will come at you.
- I'm more popular than you
- in Kentucky
- and you know it.
- I'm back in your primary opponent
- and you're going to lose.
- I didn't know what that meant,
- but before I got back to my seat,
- I found out he said
- I was a third-rate grandstander.
- On Twitter.
- He tweeted about you.
- On Twitter, yeah.
- And you're in trouble
- when that happened.
- And I looked at him.
- I said, I was offended.
- I'm at least second-rate.
- So I said,
- well, the reason I'm calling you
- is I want to,
- I've seen it's close
- in these purple states
- and a lot of independents
- and libertarians
- who could be influenced perhaps
- and I'd like to endorse you.
- Oh, this is wonderful.
- This is great.
- This is tremendous.
- And I said,
- well, how do I,
- how do we get it out there?
- And he goes,
- oh, just tweet it.
- I'll retweet you.
- He said,
- yeah, put that in your endorsement.
- The libertarians will love it.
- Oh, really?
- So if you look,
- like I'm just like,
- he will make America healthy.
- He'll save America,
- secure our liberties.
- I said,
- and he'll free Ross Albrecht.
- Wow.
- A lot of people are like,
- we'll take it.
- Yeah.
- I always thought,
- and I was convinced
- that he was able
- to do a political speech
- a lot better than I could
- because he had a lot of humor
- and he kept the audience
- attentive to what he was saying.
- So I think that's one
- of his remarkable skills.
- And that makes it much easier
- to deliver a very serious
- but happy message
- about liberty.
- But Thomas Massey
- seems unaffected,
- even amused
- by all the negative attention.
- Just a dose of humor
- is good to deal with it.
- I don't hold grudges
- against anybody
- and I've never even had a grudge
- to hold against the president.
- He has a very unique combination
- of being able to be
- this sort of humble
- and gracious
- and kind Kentucky gentleman
- while simultaneously
- really being able
- to turn the screws.
- Within 40 minutes,
- Wexner's name
- was added back.
- Within 40 minutes
- of me catching you red-handed.
- Red-handed.
- There was one redaction
- out of over 4700.
- He's listed as a Coke and spirit.
- And we invited you in.
- Shut the video.
- This guy has
- Trump derangement syndrome.
- And to hear it
- from a younger,
- slightly more cantankerous,
- willing to take the gloves off
- and get into the arena
- and fight in a way
- that we have never seen,
- particularly from a liberty-leaning Republican.
- To me, he's Ron Paul
- on steroids, honestly.
- And I think that he's got
- as good a chance
- as anyone we've seen,
- or at least in my lifetime,
- that we've seen
- that could actually
- get to the highest levels of power
- if he survives to get there.
- I've upset a lot of billionaires
- who obviously
- aren't of high moral character.
- Did you know that
- the Congress voted
- to put a kill switch in your car?
- Did you know that?
- Well, you probably didn't
- because the Republicans
- more or less rolled over for it
- and the Democrats voted for it.
- But it was Massey
- who stood up
- and explained
- all the reasons
- this is a terrible decision.
- What I'm going to describe
- will probably sound
- like a bad science fiction movie,
- but that's what's written into law.
- That's the kind of thing
- he does all the time
- because the Republicans
- are too weak
- or too ignorant,
- too uninformed
- or stupid
- to do anything about it.
- Massey is the lone voice
- saying,
- hey, wait a minute.
- So when Thomas Massey
- wouldn't bend
- and bow to Donald Trump
- no matter what was promised to him,
- Donald Trump
- just flew off the handle
- and went insane.
- Did Thomas Massey
- get married already?
- Boy, that was quick.
- No wonder the polls
- have him at less than 8% chance
- of winning the election.
- Anyway,
- have a great life, Thomas,
- and
- his wife will soon find out
- that she's stuck with a loser.
- People are saying
- that Thomas Massey
- became a liberal
- because his new wife,
- blessed be their marriage,
- is supposedly
- a radical left flamethrower.
- This new union
- all went so fast
- that maybe he didn't know
- what he was getting into.
- But nevertheless,
- he is an absolutely terrible
- and unreliable Republican.
- Perhaps a rhino,
- or maybe even worse.
- Another aspect
- that really
- made me consider
- Donald Trump
- as being a potential
- ally to us
- was the fact
- that he was being
- attacked mercilessly
- by the media,
- that he was being spied on
- by the FBI,
- that I thought that
- there was a decent chance
- given that he was
- so obviously
- not in the inner circle
- of the deep state,
- if you will,
- that there was a chance
- at least
- that he might be on our side.
- But when it came down to it,
- it turns out
- that Thomas Massey
- was the guy
- who was actually
- standing on business
- when it came to the promises
- that Donald Trump
- was making
- on the campaign trail.
- One of those promises
- being the release
- of the Epstein files.
- Can I just interrupt
- for a little second?
- Are you still talking
- about Jeffrey Epstein?
- This guy's been talked
- about for years.
- But a lot of big people
- went to that island.
- But fortunately,
- I was not one of them.
- It's just very strange
- for a lot of people
- that the list of clients
- that went to the island
- has not been made public.
- Yeah.
- It's very interesting,
- isn't it?
- Probably will be,
- by the way.
- So if you were able to,
- you'll be?
- Yeah, I'd certainly
- take a look at it.
- Are people still talking
- about this guy,
- this creep?
- That is unbelievable.
- Do you want to waste the time
- and do you feel like answering?
- I don't mind answering.
- I mean, I can't believe
- you're asking a question
- on Epstein at a time like this
- where we're having
- some of the greatest success
- and also tragedy.
- Would you declassify
- the 9-11 files?
- Yeah.
- Would you declassify
- JFK files?
- Yeah.
- I did.
- I did a lot of it.
- Would you declassify
- the Epstein files?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I would.
- All right.
- I guess I would.
- I think that less so.
- It's a Democrat hoax.
- It's just a hoax.
- The whole Epstein thing
- is a Democrat hoax.
- He's not saying
- that what Epstein did
- is a hoax.
- So this is a Democrat hoax,
- but it's really
- a Democrat hoax.
- Did you ask Merrick Garland
- that the last four years?
- Did you talk about Epstein?
- I am reclaiming my time.
- I'm glad you're asking
- about Merrick Garland.
- You don't give a reclaim time
- when you don't quit
- when you can't eat
- when I don't answer
- a question the way you want.
- This goes over
- four administrations.
- You don't have to go
- back to Biden.
- Let's go back to Obama.
- Let's go back to George Bush.
- This cover-up spans decades
- and you are responsible
- for this portion of it.
- The Republicans have me
- questioning why they're
- holding back on this,
- but what is the motivation
- of the Democratic Party
- when their guiding principle
- for the past decade
- has just been
- we hate Trump?
- Look,
- they're at the foot
- of the cross now, right?
- Yeah.
- I don't think they're believers,
- but they're at the foot
- of the cross,
- and I don't care how they got
- to the foot of the cross.
- They're here,
- and it creates an opportunity
- to get these files out.
- Look,
- the whole thing is a hoax.
- It's put out by the Democrats.
- You can go back
- in my Twitter feeds.
- I was one of those
- conspiracy theorists, okay?
- I was with the group.
- You can find my tweets
- that show in 2022,
- I was talking about this,
- in 2024,
- when Biden was president.
- I just kind of assumed
- somebody else was working on this
- and that these things
- would get released.
- Let the Senate look at it.
- Let anybody look at it,
- but don't talk about it too much.
- Jeffrey Epstein's story
- is a big deal.
- Please do not let that story go.
- Keep your eye on this.
- There are a lot of people
- who are knee-deep
- in the Washington swamp
- who are not telling you
- the truth about
- serious allegations out there
- that Epstein may have had
- video and audio
- of people out there
- doing things
- they shouldn't have been doing.
- And you should be asking yourself
- the question,
- how is it that all these people,
- the CIA director,
- the Obama fixer,
- Bill Clinton,
- all intersected past
- with Jeffrey Epstein.
- Jeffrey Epstein isn't with us anymore
- and nobody seems to want
- to talk about it.
- He killed himself.
- Again, you want me to get,
- I've seen the whole file.
- He killed himself.
- The people who were allegedly
- working on releasing this stuff
- had no intention of releasing it.
- Or they've stubbed their toe,
- they've been taken into a back room
- and something's been whispered
- in their ear
- and they've immediately
- lost interest.
- It's sitting on my desk
- right now to review.
- The Epstein files.
- There are none, apparently.
- I'm sorry,
- when you put Cash Patel
- and Dan Bongino
- in charge of the FBI
- and we put Pam Bondi
- in charge of the DOJ
- and then it turns out
- that there's nothing there,
- I don't know
- what more you expect.
- What do you think?
- They're all part of the conspiracy
- and the answer is,
- of course, yes.
- Did Jeffrey Epstein
- kill himself?
- When you're in that kind
- of confinement,
- we call it solitary confinement,
- you're not supposed
- to have these things
- that you are able
- to hang yourself with.
- That's the whole point
- of the strict rules in there.
- You're not supposed
- to have six feet of cloth
- that you can dangle
- from the ceiling
- so you can hang yourself.
- This is prison 101.
- So I agree with you.
- This doesn't look right.
- It doesn't look like a suicide.
- You know a suicide
- when you see one
- and that's what that was.
- But we were told
- that the cameras were down.
- Well, I don't know
- who said that.
- In these units,
- there's supposed to be
- 24-7 guard duty
- on him directly.
- And from what I was able
- to learn in this,
- you know,
- in the lead up
- to a suicide is
- the guard fell asleep.
- There's no credible information.
- None.
- If there were,
- I would bring the case yesterday
- that he trafficked
- to other individuals.
- I am sorry
- if one of your billionaire donors
- is going to get embarrassed
- because he went to rape island.
- I have never been
- as disappointed
- in a human being
- in politics
- as I am in Tom Masson.
- You know Epstein's
- an intelligence asset
- for people in the Middle East, right?
- I'm like,
- no, I didn't know that.
- I'm like,
- you sure of that?
- The person, let's say,
- is like,
- I'm absolutely sure of that.
- That's why this blackmail story
- makes so much sense.
- Which Middle Eastern countries
- they are,
- I don't know,
- but this person
- who is a very,
- very good reporter,
- I mean,
- aces, right,
- swore Epstein
- was either a witting
- or unwitting intelligence asset
- and they may have had
- his plane wired up
- and they're the ones
- who have all this stuff.
- So how will we know
- if this bill
- has been successful?
- We will know
- when there are men,
- rich men,
- in handcuffs
- being perp-walked
- to the jail.
- And until then,
- this is still a cover-up.
- It just started
- to become
- very apparent to me
- that this guy was,
- despite his kind of
- country bumpkin accent,
- he was a cut above
- when it came to intellect,
- particularly in contrast
- to that of
- the political establishment.
- But to have somebody
- like Massey
- who stands up
- and says,
- nope,
- sorry,
- I cannot vote for this,
- I cannot vote for that,
- because it goes against
- everything we pledged
- we would do,
- who wouldn't want that?
- This whole thing
- just is so bizarre
- because I think
- the people
- who make up stories
- and challenge him
- and try to punish Thomas,
- they're the ones
- who are looking badly.
- You know,
- I've done this before,
- not quite as violently
- and miserably
- as this one,
- but I just can't stand this guy.
- The whole thing
- is a disaster
- and a joke.
- And the idea
- that we might elect
- this non-entity yes-man
- instead of Thomas Massey,
- yeah,
- that'll stir things up.
- Get Ed,
- whatever his name is,
- in power,
- that'll stir things up.
- This guy is unbelievable.
- He is central casting.
- Just elect him.
- Defeat traitor
- Thomas Massey.
- Elect the Trump-endorsed patriot,
- Captain Ed Galrine.
- Special Ed.
- He's being portrayed
- by new media
- mostly as
- just this great guy
- and Thomas Massey
- is one of the squad members
- and friends of The View
- and things that are just lies.
- I hope the fake news gets this.
- Tom Massey stands
- with the ladies of The View.
- Tom Massey stands
- with the ladies of The View.
- Mr. President,
- we stand with
- my friend,
- Donald Trump.
- Tom Massey stands
- with the ladies of The View.
- Whenever you're on,
- whenever you're on with us,
- we're very happy.
- We love it.
- Tom Massey stands
- with the ladies of The View.
- And she likes me.
- She even put me in a movie.
- I was just going to say.
- She put me in a movie.
- Right?
- Every time ago.
- Tom Massey stands
- with the ladies of The View.
- Well, we very rarely do this
- and it may be
- setting a bad precedent,
- but we love him so.
- We've asked Donald Trump
- to stay
- for the second segment.
- Tom Massey
- stands
- with the ladies of The View.
- Go on, baby.
- We have,
- we've gone through
- a few things together
- over the years.
- She is very sexy.
- Tom Massey
- stands
- with the ladies of
- There's nothing
- you haven't been successful at.
- You're a great character.
- You're a great friend of
- The View.
- Mr. President,
- we stand with you.
- Fight, fight, fight!
- The problem with Congress
- is you have men and women
- who campaign on promises
- and then they get to Washington, D.C.
- and go along to get along.
- This is the first time
- I've had to run against somebody
- who promises to go along
- to get along.
- Like, that's his campaign message.
- He won't debate me.
- You're going to debate
- Antioch, Losey, and AOC.
- You better be comfortable here
- in a library
- before we go to Congress.
- And we reached out
- to Ed Galrain's campaign
- for a statement
- in order to provide a reason
- why he did not attend.
- We are still waiting
- to hear back.
- I've said,
- I'll take any forum.
- I'm kind of like you, Dave.
- I'll debate this guy anywhere.
- I'll even let Donald Trump
- moderate the debate.
- I'll let his campaign manager
- moderate the debate.
- Just let me have
- an open microphone
- for a little bit
- and then let him say
- what he actually believes.
- He's not going to
- be able to articulate
- a platform
- because an MPC
- cannot do that.
- They cannot articulate
- what they're for
- because they're promising
- to be for
- whatever the president wants.
- And the problem is
- what the president wants
- has changed over time
- and what I've promised
- the people
- has never changed.
- And that's why
- even though Donald Trump
- has shattered his coalition
- by lying us
- into this stupid war
- on behalf of a foreign country,
- that coalition
- is still ripe
- for someone else
- to pick it up
- and run with it.
- And that's kind of
- what I'm hoping.
- I hope Thomas Massey
- runs for president.
- I think, by the way,
- they're doing a big money bomb
- for Thomas Massey
- on March 30th.
- And I think him winning
- re-election in Congress
- is like the most important
- political election
- in the country right now
- because he's done
- nothing wrong
- except actually stand up
- for America first.
- Israel lobby
- and the Adelsons,
- but I repeat myself,
- have been pouring
- millions of dollars
- into his race
- to try to unseat him
- for the crime
- of not going along
- with the Epstein cover-up
- and not going along
- with another stupid war.
- So it was my idea
- I proposed to
- Congressman Massey's
- campaign
- that we create
- some sort of
- online money bomb
- to get everybody
- activated across
- the country
- recognizing the
- incredible significance
- of this race.
- Ron Paul raised
- big bucks
- and some major eyebrows
- with a very successful
- one-day internet
- fundraising drive.
- Amazing.
- It's being called
- a money bomb.
- That's what his supporters
- call it,
- his money bomb.
- It energizes the base.
- I remember the money bombs
- that we had
- during our presidential campaign.
- It generated
- a lot of excitement.
- And by the way,
- I would take this note
- by I've come on
- the live feed before
- and I haven't asked
- for money.
- And my staff here
- is like,
- dude, you've got
- to ask for money.
- Okay, so we are
- at $233,000.
- My goal for today,
- honestly,
- we set it at $100,000.
- It was a wild success.
- There was just money
- was just pouring in.
- The typical member
- of the House of Representatives
- is going to raise
- and spend about $300,000
- to $600,000
- for the entire race,
- the primary
- and the general.
- A $350,000 raise
- in one day
- just for the primary
- is essentially unheard of.
- And that tells you something
- about the strength
- of Massey's appeal.
- It shows the power
- of the people
- getting together
- at the grassroots
- to crowdfund
- the political revolution
- that is simply restoring
- our republic to its roots.
- It drew us back psychologically
- to the Ron Paul revolution,
- to the Ron Paul phenomenon.
- He buries a decent sum of money
- and he needs that.
- He's not going to get money
- from the usual sources.
- Oh, there it's moving again.
- It's moving.
- Yes, somebody did their $20.
- It underscored the fact
- that there are thousands,
- hundreds of thousands
- of individual people
- who are not donating
- a million dollars.
- They're donating $25,
- $20, $50.
- That shows how widespread
- the support is
- for Thomas Massey.
- We raised more money
- in a money bomb
- for a congressional campaign
- than has ever been done
- in American history.
- And that's because
- he's facing the biggest campaign
- of a foreign lobby,
- up to $25 million
- being spent by people
- on behalf of a foreign nation
- to defeat Thomas Massey.
- The other side
- has been tearing down my name.
- It's a total negative
- smear campaign.
- So what are we going
- to use this money for?
- We're going to run positive ads.
- The real enemy are the people
- who I call the nihilists,
- the people who don't believe
- there's such a thing
- as a truth
- and that you don't have
- to obey the truth.
- You can manipulate it
- and politicians sort of
- drift in this direction.
- Say what you have to say,
- do what you have to do,
- manipulate it
- because if you want
- to be successful there,
- you have to obey.
- He's the number one opponent
- of the surveillance state,
- the number one proponent
- of food freedom,
- your right to buy food
- directly from the farmer
- without getting a special
- permission slip
- from a federal bureaucrat first.
- The number one advocate
- against these endless wars
- overseas.
- The number one advocate
- against the Federal Reserve
- corrupting our financial system
- and debasing our currency.
- So if you want
- an honest representation,
- you get to see
- what it looks like
- with Thomas Massey
- and the institutions
- of influence,
- the deep state
- and the donor class,
- they are terrified
- that other members
- of Congress
- might actually act
- on their own conscience.
- Because his own party
- does embarrassingly bad things
- a lot of the time.
- And it's funny,
- even his own critics
- know that.
- His own critics
- spend half their time
- talking about the rhinos
- in the Republican Party.
- They know
- that any decent human being
- has to stand up
- to those people
- from time to time.
- Well, here you have one
- who's smart
- and who stands up to them
- at exactly the right times.
- If you don't want to vote
- for a guy like that,
- I don't know what to tell you.
- You'll notice now
- that most mainstream Republicans
- say Ron Paul was right.
- Ron Paul was right
- about everything.
- The longer we go
- and the deeper in debt
- we get,
- the more apparent
- it is that Ron Paul
- was right
- all those years.
- Whether people want
- to admit it or not,
- Ron Paul
- changed the conversation.
- Because there's no harm
- to admitting
- that someone was right
- 20, 25 years ago,
- but then they simultaneously
- turn around and say,
- well, but Thomas Massey
- is wrong.
- Well, if you think
- Ron Paul was right,
- then you have to think
- that Thomas Massey
- is right now
- because they're largely
- fighting the same battles.
- Thomas Massey
- is becoming
- a national phenomenon.
- By withstanding
- the slings and arrows
- of an angry president
- and those sycophants
- behind the president,
- he has developed
- a following
- in the United States
- that is not Republican,
- it's not Democrat,
- it's not libertarian,
- it's all of these
- and more.
- I mean,
- he has become
- a national brand
- through this baptism
- of fire.
- Well, look, man,
- he's luckier
- than a motherfucker
- to have you, dude.
- There ain't nobody
- better in the world
- at this that I know of.
- Well, I missed
- the Ron Paul
- for the most part.
- Like, I remember
- having a Ron Paul
- sticker on my laptop,
- but I didn't know
- I just knew that
- we vote Republican
- because they're
- anti-abortion
- or whatever.
- Years later,
- after discovering
- the libertarian
- and then realizing
- that was the Ron Paul guy
- that I had the sticker from,
- like, I missed
- all of it.
- That's so cool.
- I like that story, man.
- That's rad.
- Now, I'm like,
- if there's any wave
- of anything,
- even remotely close to that,
- I'm jumping on board
- as early as possible.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- Dr. Ron Paul,
- our greatest hero!
- Dr. Paul deserves
- so much credit
- for, you know,
- breaking that conversation open.
- It's far more dire
- at this point.
- All of the predictions
- that Ron Paul got right,
- obviously,
- they have come to pass,
- and now I think
- more and more people
- are willing to hear
- that message.
- People say,
- well, you're optimistic,
- and yet you say
- that we're in shabbles.
- I'm optimistic
- because of what's going on
- outside of the Congress
- because there's more interest
- and excitement
- about liberty
- and sound money
- that's shifting away
- from the universities
- to depend on our economic education
- and political education.
- I think that's good.
- I am the eternal optimist
- because I think
- that people can think
- for themselves
- if they choose to do so.
- I think that the good
- wins out in the end.
- It always does.
- Americans are fed up
- with our foreign policy.
- They're fed up
- with wars overseas.
- They're fed up
- with this continued
- incredible spending.
- I think there is room
- for a movement like this
- that could work,
- but it's going to be
- a very, very tough
- road to home.
- Massey's election
- is the election
- that will decide
- whether we will restore
- the constitutional republic
- or be beholden
- to the deep state
- and the donor class
- going forward.
- I think it would be
- a real kind of shot
- across the bow
- to the regime
- if even in
- all of those headwinds
- he still manages
- to prevail.
- I believe that
- Thomas' record
- in voting
- will persist
- and be noticed
- in time to come
- and it's already
- being noticed
- and I think
- that is a reason
- to be optimistic.
- We do have a hope.
- Liberty is what
- Thomas understands
- and we need
- to cheer him on.
- Well,
- I did my part.
- We'll see.
- Fruit Fruit
- ORCHESTRA PLAYS
- AND THEY'RE JUST ANSWERING PHONE CALLS.
- THEY'RE GOING, OH, WHAT?
- YOU WANT A CLUX CAPACITOR?
- YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'LL HAVE
- FARMED FRESH EGGS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
- AND HERE'S THE BEST PART.
- IF YOU ACT NOW,
- WE'RE GOING TO THROW IN A FREE DEBT CLOCK
- SO THAT AT EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY,
- YOU CAN LOOK AT THIS THING
- AND REALIZE, OH, MY GOD.
- WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
- WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
- THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN AFFORD
- SPENDING THAT MUCH MONEY.
- OH, MY GOD.
- YOU GO OUT FOR A CUP OF COFFEE,
- YOU CHOOSE YOURSELF TO A LUNCH,
- YOU GO OUT ON A DATE, AND YOU START PANICKING.
- YOU'RE LIKE, I CAN'T AFFORD
- TO SPEND ALL THIS MONEY.
- BUT THEN YOU LOOK DOWN AT YOUR DEBT CLOCK
- AND YOU LOOK AT HOW MUCH MONEY
- THE GOVERNMENT'S SPENDING,
- AND THEN YOU REALIZE
- THAT THERE'S A CONCEPT CALLED INFLATION
- AND THAT NONE OF YOUR MONEY
- IS GOING TO BE WORTH ANYTHING ANYWAYS,
- AND THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL BAD
- ABOUT SPENDING YOUR MONEY.
- THAT'S IT, 100% OF GDP,
- AND YOU GUYS,
- AND NO ONE'S DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
- NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS?
- AND THEN YOU REMEMBER,
- I WAS SMART.
- I BOUGHT A CLUX CAPACITOR.
- SO WHILE YOU STILL HAVE MONEY
- IN YOUR POCKET,
- ACT NOW.
- PICK UP YOUR PHONE
- AND GET A HAND
- ON THE CLUX CAPACITOR
- DESIGNED BY THOMAS MASSEY,
- A MAN WITH 30 PANITS
- AND AN MIT ENGINEERING DEGREE
- WHO ALSO WAS FEATURED
- IN AN EPISODE OF BATTLE BOTS,
- AND THAT'S ALL THE FACTS
- AND FIGURES THAT I HAVE
- ON THOMAS MASSEY.